Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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