i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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