chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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