He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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