I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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