belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
it glows. i had to have it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Your penis caused this!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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