I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Farmville is her only friend.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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