He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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