i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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