your thong is hanging out like whoa
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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