Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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