You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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