It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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