Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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