Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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