where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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