My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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