come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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