They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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