I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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