we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ttyl tear gas
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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