girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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