Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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