I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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