I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
