And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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