he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I see more hoeing in ur future
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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