Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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