People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
