But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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