I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
