Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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