Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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