So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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