make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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