Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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