i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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