Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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