Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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