I must be too annoying 4 u.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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