He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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