i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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