If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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