Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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