we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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