I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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