I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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