What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
