oh god the rape fog is back!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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