it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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