Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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