Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You need a sexual gate keeper
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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