This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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